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twinkdancy:

i don’t find you that interesting

you will

Noomi Rapace as Will Graham and Cate Blanchett as Hannibal Lecter

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So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

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not-my-j0y-division:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]

This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.

not-my-j0y-division:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]

This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.

(via fuckmestupid)

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

(via msfearliss)

mazerunnermovie:

They can run, but can they survive? Find out in The Maze Runner, September 19.

This movie was pretty awesome. Even though it reminded me of 2 really great movies mashed together.

mazerunnermovie:

They can run, but can they survive? Find out in The Maze Runner, September 19.

This movie was pretty awesome. Even though it reminded me of 2 really great movies mashed together.

(via kripke-is-my-king)

thepageofhopes:

anidragon:

ultrafacts:

korvi-krow:

yetanotherreferenceblog:

hchano:

faeriefountain:

pizza-supper:

paleosteno:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Whoa, it works:


wait what


holy shit

y’all enjoy your anime gifs while i just

YO THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS

WHOA WHAT

WHAT
WHAT




Holy shit it does work.

thepageofhopes:

anidragon:

ultrafacts:

korvi-krow:

yetanotherreferenceblog:

hchano:

faeriefountain:

pizza-supper:

paleosteno:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Whoa, it works:

image

wait what

holy shit

y’all enjoy your anime gifs while i just


YO THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS

WHOA WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

image

Holy shit it does work.

image

(via berkian-chief)

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

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oerbital:

Painting by The Welsh Brothers. This is what happens when you take Peyote in the desert 

oerbital:

Painting by The Welsh Brothers. This is what happens when you take Peyote in the desert 

(via pizzaporn0)

7000stars:

Colorado River and Little Colorado River (by honeynhero photography)

7000stars:

Colorado River and Little Colorado River (by honeynhero photography)

(via pizzaporn0)

fuckmestupid:

turbochargedhysterics:

krakkenchaos:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

petrovasinspace:

f-i-v-e-byfive:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:


HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

…it dropped me in my hometown.
Um…


im gonna try this omg

^good luck! I tried a few times..got lost in some mountains in china! It made me walk up one of the trails…got to see the beautiful view from up top

fuckmestupid:

turbochargedhysterics:

krakkenchaos:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

petrovasinspace:

f-i-v-e-byfive:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

image

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

…it dropped me in my hometown.

Um…

im gonna try this omg

^good luck! I tried a few times..got lost in some mountains in china! It made me walk up one of the trails…got to see the beautiful view from up top

(Source: epochayur)

fuckmestupid:

jgay1993:

fearandloathinginnewyork:

decomposingrose:

Model: Alexandra Rose
Photographer: Kassandra Leigh Purcell
Latex: Vengeance Designs

I have perfect looking friends congrats to me

This photo ia so legit,  she sorta looks like a dark version of snow white

MY WAIFU!!!

Dark version would be Ashley Black?

fuckmestupid:

jgay1993:

fearandloathinginnewyork:

decomposingrose:

Model: Alexandra Rose

Photographer: Kassandra Leigh Purcell

Latex: Vengeance Designs

I have perfect looking friends congrats to me

This photo ia so legit, she sorta looks like a dark version of snow white

MY WAIFU!!!

Dark version would be Ashley Black?

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

(Source: best-of-imgur, via ussdestiel)

I’ve always tried cutting American hotdogs that way, and wondered why it never turned out like how my aunt made them in japan!

I’ve always tried cutting American hotdogs that way, and wondered why it never turned out like how my aunt made them in japan!

(Source: afterstories, via fuckmestupid)